ARCHER: Now, arrange those by color.
WOODHOUSE: These are all black.
ARCHER: Or are five in a dark black, and five in a slightly darker black?
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Oh God. Real Madrid vs Barca on my damn birthday!
It could be the best birthday gift ever (if Madrid win) or a really, really shitty fucking day depending on the outcome.
And I could legally drown my sorrows in alcohol that day but I really hope I don’t have to…
Girl, I know how you feel. The last El Clasico was on my birthday. I don’t even think of that day as my birthday either. It was just a day of hurt. My roommates tried to sing me happy birthday and I just slammed the door in their faces. I ended up going to sleep at like only 7p.m. Hopefully your birthday will be MUCH better than mine.
(Source: fuckyeahclemence)
